A Series of Not-So-Fortunate Events

     This spring break I shall indulge myself to the utmost extent of my abilities. I am going to spend my break, albeit a short one, doing the things I love. I plan on checking off at least nine books on my to read list, Darkfever by Karen Marie Moning being at the top of the list. I intend to produce at least 13 drawings per day, some of which might be paintings. I also intend to sleep for unnaturally long periods of time, and for most of my break.

     A slightly odd event which shall take place over my break is the unusual ritual that many females seem to do; a sleepover. This is odd for me due to the fact that I am very much a tomboy and due to that I am rarely invited to such events. Or maybe it is my acerbic personality, never the matter this will prove to be an interesting event.

     As well I feel as though I aught to mention the very obvious and very sad fact that I am not going away for my too short break. For those of you who have heard of Manitoba you may have heard of some of the particularly nasty weather we tend to get even in Summer. It is currently in the range of -20 to -5, the temperature dropping in the mornings and heating up only a little in the afternoons before dropping back down to ridiculous temperatures even for this time of year. As it would seem I am to suffer for quite a bit longer, nearly all of the tolerable people which I am acquainted with all seem to be going to places that are currently sitting at +30 or above.

     I am most looking forward to a lack of school work which accompanies every other week of my life. Yay for me! (For those of you who know me you read that in a highly sarcastic tone, and envisioned me waving a small flag rather drearily.)

I feel like this picture best represents me on my brief break from the joy that is high school. I plan on making the most of my break by being as pleasant as this here feline would appear to be. But I also feel like it might resemble a Cyanide and Happiness comic, probably exactly like the below one.

The fat guy, that's me. I am going to spend the break trying to reach for that cupcake. Metaphorically speaking of course, that cupcake is relaxation. I always intend to relax and enjoy any and all free time I may have but usually the drama of those around me makes that impossible. So like the fat guy I will end up unhappy and needing an industrial crane lift to pull me out of the floor/pile of drama. That guy in green is life metaphorically speaking once again and he is obviously enjoying every minuet of my/fat guys misery.